1) How can someone wearing two inch nails reset the server?

2) Why are you on TV but in a movie?

3) If it is only a “penny for your thoughts”, then why do people have to “put their two cents in”?

4) Why is lunch meat round and the bread is square?

5) Wouldn’t life be great if it could be corrected as a computer? Every time we mess up we could merely press Ctrl - Alt - Delete and start all over.

6) Why are there fifty candidates to choose from for Miss America and only two for the President of the United States?

7) Why do fat cells live forever, but brain cells come and go?

8) Why do we trust people called ‘Brokers’ to handle our money?

9) Why do women have to have their mouth open to put on mascara?

10) Why couldn’t the Professor on “Gilligan’s Island” fix the hole in the boat and yet he was able to make a radio from a coconut?

by: Faith Powers